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icwok:

a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping

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my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat

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then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?)

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rude asshole look at him smiling because he made me his bitch

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(via rooftopwalks)

nextgentraveler:

BITCH!  Why is your tattoo so awesome!?

(via empathic-heathen)

kiggor:

What If Your Friends Acted Like Your Pets

(via when-boredom-strikes)

rooftopwalks:

EVERYTHING LOVE!!